Are you a pensioner? Are you getting enough? Money? Hell, no!
However, everyone knows that the State pension is a joke, so my next question is more personal; are you getting enough sex? Me neither, and I have a few years to go before I can collect my pension. According to research by the University of Chicago, if, as a pensioner, you take regular exercise, you are much more likely to enjoy an active sex life into your eighties; yes, if you leave the wife sitting on the sofa stuffing chocolates into her mouth three at a time and take the dog for a walk to poo around the neighbourhood, you might bump into a sexy, hot pensioner out on the pull and giving you the eye. If she does not beat you into a bloody pulp for leaving dog mess on the pavement, you might be in with a chance. If you have taken regular exercise, the boffins say that you are more likely to be in good health and more likely to have regular sex, defined as at least once a week; I can only dream.
Interestingly, unfit pensioners tend to give up sex at sixty.
Unsurprisingly, men placed more significance on sex than women.
Take the dog for a walk? In the same week, research from Exeter and East Anglia Universities stated that if you live near a green area, you are much more likely to take exercise and be healthy than If you live in an urban sprawl. Sex is exciting over eighty, but it is safer to pull into a lay-by and stop.