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Stuff the Diet! Print
Written by a contributor   
Monday, 15 March 2010 19:44

A week of highs and lows this week. No weightloss last week, but no weight gain either – I stayed exactly the same. Better, I suppose, than putting anything on but I’d still prefer to see the scales going down! I eventually got back into the gym (only on Thursday!) but as soon as I was almost finished my circuit, I felt really ill and just about made it to the loo before I saw my lunch in reverse. I assume it was the shock of vigorous exercise after a couple of week’s break (and mam, before you read this online and jump to the wrong conclusion, I’m not pregnant...although I may look it sometimes... so you needn’t be ringing me in a panic) so I went home and lay down for a couple of hours and was fine after that.
I had a few challenges this week, the first being a lovely meal on Friday night to celebrate a friend’s birthday. We were offered the menu before we went so we could choose our meals in advance – thankfully that meant that I chose wisely and stayed away from the deep fried camembert! I also had a lovely fruit salad for dessert, but ended up having a slice of birthday cake too (well, it would have been rude to refuse!) so cancelled that little victory out altogether. That, coupled with copious amounts of red wine equals a good couple of thousand calories I would guess!
I was relatively good on Saturday, but a last minute invitation saw me out again! This time I stuck to red wine mixed with diet coke to save on some vital calories. On Sunday, I was treated to a delicious mother’s day dinner (followed by Bannoffee pie!) after which all my intentions of doing a good long walk went out the window and all I was fit to do was snuggle on the sofa in front of a DVD. Lesson learned? Do the walk before dinner because I won’t be in the humour afterwards!
So this coming week, I am not leaving the house and I am living on lettuce. Hang on, it’s St Patrick’s Day on Wednesday…oh well!

 
San José - Fathers Day in Spain Print
Written by Paul Mutter   
Monday, 15 March 2010 19:29

Friday the 19th of March this week is the day of San José, Father’s Day here in Spain and many other parts of the world but not the United Kingdom or America where it is celebrated on the third Sunday in June. San José is Joseph the father of Jesus and the reason for him becoming the patron saint for fathers is fairly obvious but his day was not one of the earliest days to be celebrated in the Christian calendar. The reason for that is that the celebrations of the early church were all to do with the recognition of martyrs. The first record of a celebration of San José appears to be that of the Copts in the fourth century and it did not appear in western church calendars until Pope Sixtus IV in the fifteenth century.
The American Father’s Day like the United Kingdom date is celebrated on the third Sunday in June and the reason this came about is down to Sonora Smart Doddin the United States. Her father, Henry Jackson Smart took part in the American Civil War and was widowed when his wife died giving birth to their sixth child. Apparently Henry was an excellent father and did the best he could for his children for which they were extremely grateful and remembered him fondly after he died. So much so that one of his daughters, Sonora, decided it would be nice to have a day to honour her father. According to one source she got the idea while attending a Mothers’ Day sermon.
The first celebration was held in 1910 and it took a few years for the idea to catch on; a few years and quite a lot of commercial pressure and marketing. President Coolidge lent his support to the idea in 1924 and a special committee was set up to help promote and further the notion. It was not until the 1980’s that the group felt they had achieved their aims which was to make the day a recognised commercial success encouraging offspring to buy their fathers a gift in a similar way to Mother’s Day.
If you are resident here in Spain and can persuade your family, you might try adopting both the Spanish San José and the United Kingdom June date and receive a double dose of Father’s day. The over commercialisation of both Father’s Day and Mothering Sunday which was celebrated in the United Kingdom and Ireland last weekend has helped to cover up the roots of these and other traditions. Mothering Sunday was said to have originated in the 16th century when it was the practice for everyone in service to visit their ‘mother’ church. Hence all those who had left home to work would return and see their families on that day.
Wild flowers would be picked by the children and given to their mothers or placed in the Church, something that would be difficult if not impossible to do today.

 
Reflections Print
Written by Paul Mutter   
Monday, 15 March 2010 17:14

A column which takes a second look at some of the items that have occurred in the current and recent news; an opportunity to pause and ... reflect

It’s War Jim but not as we know it
I think I have talked before about the changing nature of warfare, but that was in relation to terrorism, comparing the ‘good old days’ when two groups of men with arms used to face up to each other and whoever was left standing at the and of the day was declared the winner and went off with all the spoils. Now of course we have the terrorist, the enemy within, often armed with bombs, often aimed at softer civilian targets. The old style of war is still being fought and probably will for at least some time to come but some experts believe the wars of the future will be fought over information and knowledge. Those that have it will win the day. This war will be and currently is being fought on the internet because it is cyberwar, the struggle to gain access to another country’s secrets be they of intelligence or commercial and scientific data. For some time a number of countries ,notably the United States, have not just been warning of this but complaining that they have been and continue to be the subject of a considerable number of attacks each year. Official figures recently released in America state that Government agencies have been subjected to an estimated 1.6 billion attacks each month during last year and that the number of attacks has increased exponentially over the past 12 months. The finger has been repeatedly pointed in China’s direction for a significant part of the activity, something they have strenuously denied. Cyber attacks have led to restrictions being placed on the flow of sensitive information in the EU and NATO where it is believed that security against such attacks is nowhere near as tight and sophisticated as that surrounding British and American systems. The reason being given for that is the ‘special’ relationship’ which means that, with British and American services working closely together, the British systems have been subjected to the same rigorous cover as those Stateside.

 
Drown the Shamrock! Print
Written by The CoastRider   
Monday, 15 March 2010 15:19

Continuing on from last week’s crash-course in Irish slang, we’ve printed the second half of phrases to help you keep up when visiting your Irish watering hole this year. . .
D
Da : father
Dander : a leisurely stroll
Deadly : very cool
Delph : crockery, cups, saucers etc
Dickey Dazzler : an over dressed man
Diddies : breasts
Dig : punch or slap
Doing a line : courting, seeing someone
Donkey's Years : a long time - 'I haven't seen him in donkey's years'
Doorstep : a sandwich made with thickly cut bread
On the Doss : To be goofing off
Dote : a lovely little thing, usually a baby
Down the Swannie : down the drain
Drink Link : bank ATM
E
Eat the head off : attack verbally
Eccer : homework (from exercises)
Eejit : idiot
Effin' and blindin' : cursing and swearing
Elephants : drunk
Erection section : slow set at a disco
F
Fair play/whack to ya! : well done!
Fart around : to fool around
Feck : used instead of the other F word
Fecker : used instead of the other F word
Fecky the Ninth : complete idiot
Fierce : very; 'twas fierce cold
50p lifesaver : condom
Fine thing/fine bit of stuff : admiring comment on member of opposite sex
Fire away : continue, go ahead
Flahulach : flamboyant, also very generous, throwing money around
Flagon : large 2-litre bottle, usually cider
Flaming : drunk
Flea Rake : a comb
Flicks : movies, pictures
Fluthered : drunk
Fly Cemetery : currant bun
Flying low, you're : your zip is undone
Foostering : wasting time
Foundered: freezing cold
G
Gaff : house
Gameball : OK
Gammy : a load of crap, useless
Gander : a nosey look
Gansey : sweater, jersey, pullover or loads (of something)
Gargle : alcohol
Gas : funny
Gasur : young boy
Gawk : stare
Gear : good
Gee-bag : general term of abuse
Gee-Eyed : drunk
Get out of that garden : same as ""Yeah right!" or "Get up the yard!""
Git : rotten person
Gob : mouth, as in: "shut your gob"
Gobber : A spit (of the green kind)
Gobshite : idiot
Gom, Gombeen : idiot
Go way outta that! : Dismissive response, indicating disbelief
Grand : fine, nice
Gurrier : lout, hooligan
Gut : stomach
H
Hames : a mess - 'He made a right hames of the job'
Haven't got a baldy : no chance
Haven't got a snowball's chance in hell : no chance; longer version of above
Head : friend or pal e.g. How's it going head?
Header : nutcase, unstable person
Head the ball : foolish person/ or generic name for any person
Heavin' : thronged/packed i.e the place was heavin last Saturday
Heel : the first or last slice of a loaf of bread
Hole in the wall : ATM
Holy joe : sanctimonious person
Holy show : spectacle
Hooley : party or celebration
Hop, on the : bunk school, playing truant
Horrors : drunk, e.g. I was in the horrors last night
Hot Press : airing cupboard
How's the form? : How are you?
How's the talent? : Is there anyone good looking/ interesting about?
I
I am in me wick : you must be joking!
I could eat the lamb o' Jayjus through the rungs of a chair : I'm very hungry
I'd eat a farmer's arse through a blackthorn bush! : I'm hungry
I've a mouth on me : I'm hungry
I've a throat on me : I'm thirsty
I will in me brown : I won't!
J
Jackeen : a culchie's name for a Dubliner
Jack in the box : A dead Dublin man
Jacks : toilet
Jaded : very tired, knackered
Jammers : very crowded, busy
Jammy : lucky
Janey Mack! : Gosh, really?
Japers! : Gosh, really?
Jar : A pint
Jaysus : Jesus
Jo Maxi : taxi
Johnny : condom
Johnny-jump-up : pint of Guinness mixed with Bulmers (cider)
K
Knacker : gypsy, travelling person
Knackerette : gypsy, travelling person of the female variety
Knick-knacking : ringing a doorbell and running away
Knocked up : pregnant
L
Lady Muck : a stuck-up woman
Lamped him out of it, I : I really hit the guy hard, knocked him out
Langers : drunk
Lashing : raining hard
Laudy daw : snob
Legger, do a : to abscond from the scene
Legging (it) : moving at pace!
Letting on : pretending
Like a blue-arsed fly : running around, hectically busy
Little green man : a small bottle of Jameson's
Loaf : to head butt someone
Locked : very drunk
Lush : a bit of a drinker
M
Ma : mother
Maggot, Stop acting the : stop messin' around
Malarky : tomfoolery
Mangled : drunk
Manky : filthy dirty
Massive : brilliant, deadly
Me auld segosha, me auld flower : best friend
Milling : fighting
Mind yourself : be careful
Minerals : soft drinks
Mitch : bunk school, playing truant
Molly : effeminate
Molly coddle : over protect
Mortaller : mortal sin
Mortified : embarassed, usually said by your ma
Mot : girlfriend
Muppet : fool, idiot
Muzzy : a little brat
N
Narky : cranky
Nixer : a job done on the quiet so that no tax has to be paid on the wages.
Nifty 50 : a Honda 50cc motorcycle
Nip : nude, as in 'I saw him/her in the nip'
Nits : head lice
Noggin : head
O
Oirish: typically, clichéd Irish(ness)
On the never never : On Hire purchase
On the ockie : on the hop, playing truant from school, work
One and One : fish and chips i.e. One and One Cod
Ossified : drunk
Oxters : armpits
P
Peeler : policeman
Perishing : very cold Pint of plain : a pint of Guinness
Plankin' it : very nervous
Plastered : drunk
Plastic Paddy : someone of Irish descent who has all the accoutrements of Irishness
Plonker : idiot
Póg : kiss
Pogue Mo Thóin : kiss my arse
Polluted : drunk
Porter, a rake of : a lot of stout
Powerful : great, excellent, grand
Praities : potatoes
Press : cupboard
Puck : punch
Puke : get sick, vomit
Put the heart crossways in someone : Give someone a terrible fright
Puss :face, usually sulky
Q
Quare : contrary to popular belief this does not mean queer or strange but great! - it's irish irony
Quare hawk : odd fella
Queer bit of skirt/talent : a really attractive woman /man.
R
Rabbit on : talk a lot
Rag order : disorganised
Rake : a great amount of anything
Rapid : amazing
Rat : squealer; some one who tells on you.
Reddener : blush
Redser : somebody with red or ginger hair
Ride: an attractive person / to have sex
Ri-Ra : fun and excitement
Riverdance : The act of commiting suicide in the Shannon. "so and so did The Riverdance"
Ronnie : moustache - after movie star, Ronald Coleman
Root : search
Rub-a-dub-dub : the pub
Rubber : pencil eraser
Ructions : Loud arguing or commotion - 'There were great ructions at our house last night'
Runners : trainers, everyday sports shoes
S
Sambos : sandwiches
Savage : very severe or excellent
Scab : one who scabs (constantly borrows or tries to get freebies)
Scarlet : blushing
Scrap : fight
the Scratch : dole, social security
Scratcher : bed
Screwed : fecked, in trouble
Scrubber : female of low morals
Scuttered : drunk
Scutters/Squitters : diarrhea
Scutting : catching a ride by hanging from the back of a moving truck and then jumping off
Session : Drinking all day long, typically starting before noon
Shaper : young guy who takes up a lot of space when he struts around.
Shenanagans : carry-on/horse-play
Shrapnel : loose change
Single : bag of chips
Six o' one, half a dozen o' the other : exactly the same
Skiver : someone who avoids work
Slagging : having someone on, making fun of them
Sláinte : Cheers (literally Health!)
Sleeveen, Slinkeen : a sly type, pinch the eyes out of your head
Slug : mouthful of a drink – “gis a slug”
Snapper : child
Snared rapid : caught doing something one shouldn't have been doing
Sneachta : cocaine (sneachta is the Gaelic word for ‘snow’)
Snot rag : handkerchief
Sound : really good
Spud : typical nickname for someone with the surname Murphy
Stop the lights! : jayzuz, really?!
Stocious : drunk as a lord
Stung : embarrassed after getting caught doing something ye shouldn't
Suckin' diesel : having a good time
T
Thick : idiot/stupid
3m : a young male who's only cares are his ma, his mot and his moustache
Throwing Shapes : what a shaper does...see above.
Togs : swimming trunks
Turf Accountant : bookie/betting shop for horse or greyhound racing
Two-bulb : squad car
U
Undy-grundy : wedgie
Up the duff : pregnant
Up the flue / In the family way : pregnant
Up the pole : pregnant
Up the yard! : be off with ya!
Up to ninety : near boiling point, ready to explode
V
Vexed : upset
W
Wafer : ice cream sandwiched between two flat wafers
Wagon : horrible female
Wall-falling : knackered, exhausted
Wet the tea : make tea (comes from the practice of wetting the leaves in the bottom of the pot)
Whiff or Whack : a smell
Whist : keep quiet
Wojus : poor or bad; "That tea is wojus."
Y
Yoke : a thing ( pass me that yoke)
Yonks : a long time
Youngfella : generic term for a youth (male)
Youngwan : generic term for a youth (female)
You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo : bad aim, woeful hurler/darts player/soccer player etc.
Yoyo : euro
Z
Zeds: when you need to get some sleep you need to get some zeds.

 
Practical Spanish Print
Written by Gerry & Encarna   
Monday, 15 March 2010 13:50

The Garage - en el Taller
So far we have been to the restaurant, the butcher’s, the baker’s and the doctor’s. The best way to get to these places is, of course, in the car, but what do you do if it goes wrong.
This is what we shall look at now, but first of all some basic vocabulary for the parts of the car:
accelerator el acelerador
battery la batería
bonnet el capó
brakes los frenos
choke el stárter
clutch el embrague
distributor el distribuidor
engine el motor
exhaust pipe el tubo de escape
fuse el fusible
gears las marchas
handbrake el freno de mano
headlights los faros
ignition el encendido
indicator el intermitente
points los platinos
radiator el radiador
rear lights los pilotos
seat belt el cinturón de seguridad
spare wheel la rueda de repuesto
spark plugs las bujías
steering la dirección
steering wheel el volante
tyre el neumático
wheel la rueda
windscreen el parabrisas
- washer el lavaparabrisas
- wiper el limpiaparabrisas
body work la carrocería/ la chapa
Chassis el chasis
axle el eje
boot el maletero
suspension la suspensión
So, this week just a list of things but next week we shall start putting these things into various contexts.
See you next week in the “taller”.

 
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